tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33226151.post116039500462176456..comments2024-01-12T11:26:35.176-05:00Comments on Working Stiffs: The Spider Ball will set you freeWorking Stiffshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03270595837074553752noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33226151.post-1160439818729241392006-10-09T20:23:00.000-04:002006-10-09T20:23:00.000-04:00What a great idea! A Spider Ball! But why just a r...What a great idea! A Spider Ball! But why just a roadside carny attraction? Why not make Spider Bowling Balls? Centipede Tennis Balls? Daddy Long Legs Basketballs? It's time to recycle those creepy crawlers! You could then market kits to self ball the bugs. You would take the guilt out of squishing...closet stompers could come out.<BR/><BR/>I see it now. Pat Hart...the Bill Gates of Spider BallsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33226151.post-1160421247448806092006-10-09T15:14:00.000-04:002006-10-09T15:14:00.000-04:00My mom encountered the mother of all spiders in he...My mom encountered the mother of all spiders in her house a couple weeks ago. She killed it. Otherwise, I would not have visited her anymore.<BR/><BR/>Here, though it's those darned loopy flies that act like they've been into some really good drugs. They buzz around my computer screen at night and bounce off my head. Argh!Annettehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02755947919433555176noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33226151.post-1160420605142469612006-10-09T15:03:00.000-04:002006-10-09T15:03:00.000-04:00Wow, I know some people are very tenderhearted and...Wow, I know some people are very tenderhearted and that their compassion extends to bugs, to them I apologize for the horrific depiction of squishing above.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33226151.post-1160417406479985202006-10-09T14:10:00.000-04:002006-10-09T14:10:00.000-04:00All summer long, I parked my SUV in the driveway i...All summer long, I parked my SUV in the driveway instead of in my garage stall. Finally, my husband said, "I just washed your truck. Why don't you park it inside and keep it clean for once?" I said, "I can't. There's a spider web in the corner where the button for the garage door opener and the light switch are, and I don't want to have to stick my hand through it." He said, "Then grab a broom and sweep the spider web out of the corner." I said, "I can't. The spider has an egg sac hanging in its web." He said, "Yeah, so?" I said, "Well, for Pete's sake, haven't you ever read Charlotte's Web????" It was my favorite book as a child, so I could never make a spider ball, but I did enjoy reading about yours! :-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33226151.post-1160405147531543072006-10-09T10:45:00.000-04:002006-10-09T10:45:00.000-04:00Funny post, Pat!I love the image of your family as...Funny post, Pat!<BR/><BR/>I love the image of your family as carny folk. And I'd be the person staring open-mouthed as we passed by your signs, the kids and I urging Joe to pull the car over so we could see the world's only Spider Ball!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33226151.post-1160401611516411402006-10-09T09:46:00.000-04:002006-10-09T09:46:00.000-04:00Did you hear what the Dalai Lama said when asked a...Did you hear what the Dalai Lama said when asked about dealing with mosquitos? "First time, I brush them away, gently. Second time, not so gently. Third time, it's their karma!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com