tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33226151.post116524412331614933..comments2024-01-12T11:26:35.176-05:00Comments on Working Stiffs: Pa-TING!Working Stiffshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03270595837074553752noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33226151.post-1165260796451284492006-12-04T14:33:00.000-05:002006-12-04T14:33:00.000-05:00I admit to wishing I had one of those dart guns. ...I admit to wishing I had one of those dart guns. In my neighborhood we have a lot of cars driving erratically, slowly---creeping along sometimes---and I want to dart 'em. But then they pull over and it's often some elderly, out of town couple probably looking for UMPC, and I wonder why I'm in such a rush.<BR/><BR/>But those speeders in parking lots--! And people yakking on cell phones when they drive thru crosswalks. And guys dashing into Giant Eagle on Sunday morning parking for "just a minute" in the handicapped spot. Yeah, sign me up for a dart gun.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33226151.post-1165255421925709342006-12-04T13:03:00.000-05:002006-12-04T13:03:00.000-05:00Annette: if you have a shoot 'em out, does the qui...Annette: if you have a shoot 'em out, does the quickest draw get away? If so, I'm all for it.<BR/><BR/>If not, can you imagine standing in line, waiting to get your dart removed, next to the cellphone addict who irriated you in the first place?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33226151.post-1165251397286459592006-12-04T11:56:00.000-05:002006-12-04T11:56:00.000-05:00Well, Tory, if you can't do the time, don't do the...Well, Tory, if you can't do the time, don't do the crime...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33226151.post-1165250115763509372006-12-04T11:35:00.000-05:002006-12-04T11:35:00.000-05:00Funny post. I love that everyone has to have the ...Funny post. I love that everyone has to have the dart removed and offense documented. I have to say, my Subway features similar patrons...it takes forever in there.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33226151.post-1165246913719571322006-12-04T10:41:00.000-05:002006-12-04T10:41:00.000-05:00Oh, Pat, you made me laugh so hard that I cried. I...Oh, Pat, you made me laugh so hard that I cried. I love it! How do we get this instituted? Can we all call our congressmen? Contact the media and get them involved in the movement? <BR/><BR/>Yesterday I saw a woman driving through a parking lot doing at least 50 MPH after running a stop sign to get into the parking lot. Definitely a multiple dartable offense. <BR/><BR/>As for Tory's point, I can see dart shoot 'em outs all over town.<BR/><BR/>I love it!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33226151.post-1165246327827438042006-12-04T10:32:00.000-05:002006-12-04T10:32:00.000-05:00I don't know, Pat. Imagine you're down to your la...I don't know, Pat. Imagine you're down to your last nerve, you have one last errand to make, it takes forever, and you aren't polite as you should be in line.<BR/><BR/>Getting darted by some sanctimonious idiot could make the day even worse!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33226151.post-1165245293131121412006-12-04T10:14:00.000-05:002006-12-04T10:14:00.000-05:00Pat,I love this idea. And maybe we could use the d...Pat,<BR/>I love this idea. And maybe we could use the darts on people who are just plain stupid, too. Or maybe that should be a crime?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com