I guess none of the other Working Stiffs wanted to take me up on the offer to fill the empty spot today, so you're stuck with me.
Hmm. What to write about.
Okay. How about this.
Nah. That won't work.
Maybe ... that won't work, either.
Okay. How about if everyone tells three things that people might not know about them--kind of a shortened version of that thing that was going around awhile back. I'll start.
- My maiden name is Oliphant.
- My parents only knew each other for two weeks when they got married.
- When I was in high school I wanted to be a doctor.